On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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