ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Duck Duck Cougar?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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