I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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