She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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