And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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