i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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