I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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