This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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