Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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