I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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