Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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