i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
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after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one