my soul wont recognize me after tonight
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?