Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.