so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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