I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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