Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
splinters make it hard to masturbate
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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