Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.