i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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