I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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