I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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