So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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