okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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