Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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