so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
birth control should be required to get into college
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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