So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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