I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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