You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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