I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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