She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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