dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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