He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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