I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Say something about gay babies.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I think people are normalizing furries
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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