Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
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The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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