Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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