nut hugger
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
