I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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