the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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