Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
