It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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