I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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