so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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