Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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