would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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