He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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