Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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