I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
You're like the curious george of whores
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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