so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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