he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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