i already hear my dad disowning me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think my vagina is haunted
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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