That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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