in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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