hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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