i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
