i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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