My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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